W A S D move   mouse look   Shift walk faster   E interact / answer phone Left thumb: move · Drag the screen: look
Tap Run for speed · Tap calls and dialogue to respond
Works in portrait; rotate for a wider view. Balance the Horn-O-Meter. Don't go all the way to either extreme. Survive until 5 PM.
Horny-Jail side: say yes to the ladies.   Goodest-Boy side: answer calls from home.